Sunday, January 10, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart flattered by comedians Jack Dee and Ricky Gervais


British comedians Jack Dee and Ricky Gervais spoke on their ‘Grumpy Old Bastards’ TV show about what they think about Twilight.

Gervais had this to say “It’s brilliant!”

“Especially the acting. You can tell those two studied at the Lee Strasberg School Of Method acting. There’s something DeNiro-esque about Pattinson’s performances, and Kristen Stewart convinces just like Judy Garland in The Wizard Of Oz. When people ask me where the next generation of Brandos, Hoffmans, Pacinos are, I tell them to look no further than Pattinson and Stewart. I was so moved watching their performances, that I actually shed a tear.”

“I can only concur with what Ricky just said,” Jack Dee added. “I was so moved that my anus went into contractions. People complain that there’s not enough proper vampiring going on these days, but Pattinson and Stewart have it nailed. Robert is really scary in the movie, a bit like the Mike Tyson of old with fangs – although I hope he doesn’t bite Kristen’s ear off. And Kristen exudes an aura of potential illegal sexual activity. On the grounds that she looks about twelve years old. I bet Gary Glitter wears the DVD’s of these movies out.”

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were reportedly flattered by the tribute given to them by two of Britain’s comedy finest.

Source via Pattinsonlife

5 comments:

Anita said...

"Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were reportedly flattered by the tribute given to them....."

You're kidding, right? If they were flattered by that, they're dumber than they look.

And Jack Dee said, "I was so moved that my anus went into contractions."

High praise, indeed! In fact, I think you could call what Jack said, "The sh*ts".

And I DO think it's great that one of the positive things about Kstew is that she looks like she's way underage, so she appeals to the pederasts in the crowd. LOL!

Victoria said...

Hello, none of this is complimentary. It is all said sarcasticlly. Obviously the "Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were reportedly flattered by the tribute given to them....." is a bunch of crap too.

kaiyalopez said...

Ricky Gervais is a comedian. It's a joke. It seems that someone above me can't take a joke.

deebbee said...

people who don't think that these 2 comedians are funny obviously they don't understand british jokes. And I can see that Rob is flattered by them, specially Ricky, because Ricky one of his favourite comedian, he even said that he wanted to kiss Ricky under the misletoe!

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